Pelosi to take Lying Management Classes.

Pelosi had a laps in memory and mislead the ACLU into a law suit that eventually cost her millions.
During the rehabilitation, Pelosi will be forced to vote her conscious at least two time.However it is expected by the republicans to lead to a minor purgering charge and a slap on the wrist. And even this sentences may be wavered into a small $25 fine which is tax deductible. The sentence would be wavered because of the inflammation to her wrists that started showing up on a routine medical exam. The doctor is considering using or suggesting another part of the body to be slapped upon.
Republicans in a show of bipartisanship suggesting the face,and the bust. Pelosi asked that this sentence be dropped because she no longer had any body parts that were medically fit to receive a slap.