]A fercly political article on current event.If you know about wold current events then you will understand this and dispel undigested food. If not, you will read it and say... WHAT!
What's on my mind? Well I lost it, but I am sure there must have been something on it.Since I lost it, I'm just not myself. When I figure out who I am then I'm sure whatever is on my mind, wasn't rocket science. I took that course once. Rocket Science 101. We had to design and build a rocket that could fly at least 500 ft. Due to my lack of experience and high IQ, I immediately thought of China. So I got a Chinese Rocket in the form of basic fireworks technology. I painted the outside of it so that no one would know that it was really a Chinese rocket. I ended up failing the class because when it was my turn to launch my rocket, nothing happened.Something failed to work.
The professor then accused me of using a product made in China. Now I am into another technology which is totally green. The rocket engine ran on vinegar and baking soda technology. I was then arrested by the feds for producing too much CO2 from the mix of the vinegar and baking soda. I then decided that it was futile to try to build a rocket engine with my own technology, so I sent a letter to Pyongyang and told them that I was in dire need of a rocket that could fly 500 ft. They were most generous but because of the global financial crises, I had to pick it up in Tehran. I mailed Tehran they sent me a kit but failed to tell me that it was radioactive. I asked them why they didn't give me an advisement that it was radioactive and they said that even though they sent it to me with peaceful intentions, they had to write it down to tell me that they couldn't tell me through the mail. But they did tell me that it was for peaceful purposes. But since their English wasn't that great, they got the spelling wrong and what they were really saying was not peaceful. It was piece full purposes. That is when I lost my mind. But I'm feeling pretty good right now because since I don't have a mind, I don't have a lot of things on it. Now that Obama care is implemented, they offered me a pigeon brain or I would have to wait until I died to get the transplant. They also told me that before I died, I had to pay my death tax in advance or they would have no alternative but to tax me double for dying prematurely. Ever since Michelle caught President Obama taxing another woman, taxes went up. When Michelle caught Obama taxing another woman, Michelle then said that this was the first time in her adult life that she was proud of her husband. So without Michelle to tax and the other woman, who had just left President Clinton's new company which had a low overhead because all he hired were interns, Obama in order to be a role model for the younger citizens and set an example by living in the oval office taxing himself. There were other reasons why he was taxing himself anyway. But you can't blame him for accomplishing anything. The doctors offered him help for his multi partisan disorder. One day he appears to be near center, but the next day he was a left wing extremist. The condition was so bad that a fight broke out in the House of Representatives broke out and they were all fighting because they claimed to be following Obama's health plan. It may not be politically correct but you would think by this time, he would have come out of the closet and just announce public ally that he had republican tendencies, and also he enjoyed O Reilly's Factor program where he could see Fox news vetting his czars for free. There alr reliable resources that report that Obama had smuggled "The Spin Stops Here." T-shirts in his personal dresser. He claimed that since O'Reilly stopped him from spinning, he actually stopped smoking too which was an admirable feat since he decided to actually read the health care bill. But this task would be much easier for him to read then the general public since the Acorns organization had been whited out. Also the bill had Obama's entire biography included in the bill only they made a few mistakes like the one that said that he was a community leader, when actually it was supposed to read communist leader. So that brings this story to a close because I did such a poor job on my rocket that I became eligible for the new health care incentive which was appropriately named "The No Senior Citizens Left Behind " Since this policy came into affect, the total population, which average age was 35 years old took a nose dive and now the mean age of our population is now at 25 years old. Now that the population classified 40 years old would qualify a person to collect Social Security, the age for senior citizen who want to retire can do so at that time. That would also qualify the 45 year olds into the "No Senior Citizens Left Behind" program. Because this plan has worked so successfully that the jobless rate was now down to 6% and experts say that it would some day drop to zero. But executive CEO's felt that it would not go down to zero as long as they were able to be paid from the "No CEO's Left Behind" program. It's a shame that their businesses had to downsize to up to 10 employees. It’s a good thing that the CEO"s had purchased their private jets because in the long run, it would save money as they had to personally lay off 99% of their work force located in 4 different continents. We should all be thankful that the CEO's weren't able to let go any American jobs. And this all works out for the good because with only .05% of the jobs left here in the US, because of less air being breathed by an actual work force. But being the hypocrite that Barney Franks, he still continues to breath even after the bill signed into law that cuts a persons conversations to less than 1500 words per day. It’s a shame that the police had to tazer that couple jogging the other day. But after all, they were contributing their CO2 into the atmosphere that would be equal to about 6 or 7 people that were sitting down and relaxing. So if anyone happens to find an extra mind floating along, I’m not picky. Just email it to me. But please, take your time with it.If for some reason your body temperature goes above 98.6* you will no longer be green and contribute to "Global Warming." Like they like to say at the White House, green is good but red is even better.I just don't understand why all these people are getting so red in the face when they are protesting against something that hasn't even been read by anyone. Can you believe that some democrats were calling “White Out” As a racist remark. Can you imagine what would of happened if we had major black out that it could contribute to protests all over the country because the words “black out.” I suppose that they could just call it a major power failure as being more politically correct. I really believe that this country has gotten to the point that a person isn’t judged according to the color of their skin. But they are now judged by the color of their eraser and by the amount of debt they are in. I had a friend that was a millionaire Just because he was in dept for $500,000. Now that is what you call being successful. I keep trying to get into debt but because of my line of credit, I only qualify for partially subsidized cost of living adjustments. Things just haven’t been the same since Nancy Pelosi had Bill O’Reilly and Hanitty Water boarded. You see, that is why everyone is starting to run from the White House.It’s tough to be a congressman and make a living doing it. That’s s straight out conflict of interest. Imagine running from congress, getting elected and earn a living. I guess they are from the old school. And they think they can get away from the fact that when they are using the word Marx in a conversation, they are simply running the country like Grouch Marx.
What's on my mind? Well I lost it, but I am sure there must have been something on it.Since I lost it, I'm just not myself. When I figure out who I am then I'm sure whatever is on my mind, wasn't rocket science. I took that course once. Rocket Science 101. We had to design and build a rocket that could fly at least 500 ft. Due to my lack of experience and high IQ, I immediately thought of China. So I got a Chinese Rocket in the form of basic fireworks technology. I painted the outside of it so that no one would know that it was really a Chinese rocket. I ended up failing the class because when it was my turn to launch my rocket, nothing happened.Something failed to work.
The professor then accused me of using a product made in China. Now I am into another technology which is totally green. The rocket engine ran on vinegar and baking soda technology. I was then arrested by the feds for producing too much CO2 from the mix of the vinegar and baking soda. I then decided that it was futile to try to build a rocket engine with my own technology, so I sent a letter to Pyongyang and told them that I was in dire need of a rocket that could fly 500 ft. They were most generous but because of the global financial crises, I had to pick it up in Tehran. I mailed Tehran they sent me a kit but failed to tell me that it was radioactive. I asked them why they didn't give me an advisement that it was radioactive and they said that even though they sent it to me with peaceful intentions, they had to write it down to tell me that they couldn't tell me through the mail. But they did tell me that it was for peaceful purposes. But since their English wasn't that great, they got the spelling wrong and what they were really saying was not peaceful. It was piece full purposes. That is when I lost my mind. But I'm feeling pretty good right now because since I don't have a mind, I don't have a lot of things on it. Now that Obama care is implemented, they offered me a pigeon brain or I would have to wait until I died to get the transplant. They also told me that before I died, I had to pay my death tax in advance or they would have no alternative but to tax me double for dying prematurely. Ever since Michelle caught President Obama taxing another woman, taxes went up. When Michelle caught Obama taxing another woman, Michelle then said that this was the first time in her adult life that she was proud of her husband. So without Michelle to tax and the other woman, who had just left President Clinton's new company which had a low overhead because all he hired were interns, Obama in order to be a role model for the younger citizens and set an example by living in the oval office taxing himself. There were other reasons why he was taxing himself anyway. But you can't blame him for accomplishing anything. The doctors offered him help for his multi partisan disorder. One day he appears to be near center, but the next day he was a left wing extremist. The condition was so bad that a fight broke out in the House of Representatives broke out and they were all fighting because they claimed to be following Obama's health plan. It may not be politically correct but you would think by this time, he would have come out of the closet and just announce public ally that he had republican tendencies, and also he enjoyed O Reilly's Factor program where he could see Fox news vetting his czars for free. There alr reliable resources that report that Obama had smuggled "The Spin Stops Here." T-shirts in his personal dresser. He claimed that since O'Reilly stopped him from spinning, he actually stopped smoking too which was an admirable feat since he decided to actually read the health care bill. But this task would be much easier for him to read then the general public since the Acorns organization had been whited out. Also the bill had Obama's entire biography included in the bill only they made a few mistakes like the one that said that he was a community leader, when actually it was supposed to read communist leader. So that brings this story to a close because I did such a poor job on my rocket that I became eligible for the new health care incentive which was appropriately named "The No Senior Citizens Left Behind " Since this policy came into affect, the total population, which average age was 35 years old took a nose dive and now the mean age of our population is now at 25 years old. Now that the population classified 40 years old would qualify a person to collect Social Security, the age for senior citizen who want to retire can do so at that time. That would also qualify the 45 year olds into the "No Senior Citizens Left Behind" program. Because this plan has worked so successfully that the jobless rate was now down to 6% and experts say that it would some day drop to zero. But executive CEO's felt that it would not go down to zero as long as they were able to be paid from the "No CEO's Left Behind" program. It's a shame that their businesses had to downsize to up to 10 employees. It’s a good thing that the CEO"s had purchased their private jets because in the long run, it would save money as they had to personally lay off 99% of their work force located in 4 different continents. We should all be thankful that the CEO's weren't able to let go any American jobs. And this all works out for the good because with only .05% of the jobs left here in the US, because of less air being breathed by an actual work force. But being the hypocrite that Barney Franks, he still continues to breath even after the bill signed into law that cuts a persons conversations to less than 1500 words per day. It’s a shame that the police had to tazer that couple jogging the other day. But after all, they were contributing their CO2 into the atmosphere that would be equal to about 6 or 7 people that were sitting down and relaxing. So if anyone happens to find an extra mind floating along, I’m not picky. Just email it to me. But please, take your time with it.If for some reason your body temperature goes above 98.6* you will no longer be green and contribute to "Global Warming." Like they like to say at the White House, green is good but red is even better.I just don't understand why all these people are getting so red in the face when they are protesting against something that hasn't even been read by anyone. Can you believe that some democrats were calling “White Out” As a racist remark. Can you imagine what would of happened if we had major black out that it could contribute to protests all over the country because the words “black out.” I suppose that they could just call it a major power failure as being more politically correct. I really believe that this country has gotten to the point that a person isn’t judged according to the color of their skin. But they are now judged by the color of their eraser and by the amount of debt they are in. I had a friend that was a millionaire Just because he was in dept for $500,000. Now that is what you call being successful. I keep trying to get into debt but because of my line of credit, I only qualify for partially subsidized cost of living adjustments. Things just haven’t been the same since Nancy Pelosi had Bill O’Reilly and Hanitty Water boarded. You see, that is why everyone is starting to run from the White House.It’s tough to be a congressman and make a living doing it. That’s s straight out conflict of interest. Imagine running from congress, getting elected and earn a living. I guess they are from the old school. And they think they can get away from the fact that when they are using the word Marx in a conversation, they are simply running the country like Grouch Marx.
I read the article and I am not myself.If you give me more time, I will figure out who I am.I hope I'm not to the left.I would hate myself for not leaving well enough alone and that I should have remained " not being myself.
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